“The most you should be attending is three scrums a day”

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I assume it is a “How did we mess up today.” Call.

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I love the days that I have 3 hours of stand-up to attend

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Classic IBM (source: former IBM employee)

Sounds about right. We have calls to talk about future and past calls

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