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They did the meme where they all say the same thing in unison like zombies. There’s a whole second page with an additional 5 people saying the exact same thing with the same exact emoji 😵‍💫

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I think it’s also a “quick”reply offered by linked in. So everyone just clicks the same button/reply.

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a year

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It’s a button

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a year

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If I hit the like button, am I a corporate zombie then? Just chill, bruh. Think of it as a more thoughtful "Like" button.

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That's a quick reply from LinkedIn. I use it all the time. It's the proverbial "thumbs up" phrase, I guess.

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That’s my point. Everyone just clicks the auto response and doesn’t bother to actually see everyone else already commented the EXACT same thing. We are all corporate robot zombies doing what we are programmed to do

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a year

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Wow that’s so deep,
Maybe we don’t care about what everyone else is saying and if it’s zombie or not…
It’s congrats to someone we know no need to overthink it.

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Would you travel in June from NYC to LA - for an editing job? I’m thinking .... why??? It’s working just fine to work from home — Opinions ?

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Hello
Anyone working as a Team leader in Operations team of Standard Chartered Bank? I have taken the assement for the said role, need some suggestions and informations. Thanks in Advance. Standard bank Standard Chartered Bank

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Finally Dino AKA Fat boi says hi

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Chief

Jummah Mubarak and Happy Friday 🤗! How’s everyone doing? Any plans for the weekend?

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Anyone ever worked two full time remote jobs? Curious, how do you handle the scheduling

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works at Deloitte

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Conversation Starter

Can someone help me with the starting salary for Consultant role ? Thank you.ZS Associates

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ZS vs Axtria vs Fractal vs Cognizant vs Accenture?

Rank them in order of Work life balance and Job security?

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I'm curious, how much do MBA student ambassadors make?

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Anyone from MAQ software, please DM

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Don't you guys think this bowl serving no purpose , like till now not a single post regarding job opportunities offering complete remote . No proper news posting regarding remote jobs.

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Who watched those sick E3 trailers

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My family and I want to move from Florida to the Seattle area in 5 years. My husband is in Aerospace Engineering. We both love nature, hiking, and rock climbing. We prefer cool rain over sunshine, miss seeing the seasons, and love to cook.
Any advice, Pros VS Cons, anything to look out for ?
Thank you in advance!

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Hey there,
I have extensive experience of 10 years in O2C n P2P (OM, Billing & Invoicing)
Currently working as Team Lead at Cognizant and soon going to join Crowdstrike for the same profile.
Can anyone please help with what should I pursue for further career growth, should I pursue MBA (Finance Or Operations??) or any specialised certifications?
Skill Set: Basics of Power BI, Power automat, SQL, RPA (Ui Path & AA), Agile & Scrum
Expertise: Bus Analysis, Stakeholder & people mngt, Team leading.

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Hi Sharks,
I am currently working in a product/business strategy roles in FinTech space. Could anyone help with any referrals in your co.?

5+yrs of work experience in total, 2 years post MBA. Expected salary of 35LPA atleast.

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If you had a choice, which would you choose?

A) having the annual holiday party
B) splitting the holiday party budget equally between employees as bonus

BONUS Q: do you know your agency's budget?

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What is your opinion on online assessments as part of the hiring process?

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Anyone know where I can catch a good jazz performance and a nice glass of whiskey tonight?

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@pwc ok. Thanks, chief!

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Will I burn bridges if I don't do a full two weeks notice?

For example if I put in my 2 weeks on a Wednesday, will I burn bridges if my last day is the following Friday?

I personally think that's more than enough time especially since it's 7 business days (instead of 10), but would love to hear thoughts

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This is going to get very interesting. Is Alex Mashinsky protected legally in the T&Cs? And did the SEC and state attorney generals coming after CeFi know more than they were able to share?

I don’t think we’ve had this high profile a figure in crypto orchestrate a rug pull yet. Will be interesting to see the response.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Bruh! Read the bullets under work experiences (there's 9 of them). 😂 Guy's a meme! https://www.linkedin.com/in/richard-sasse-3804731aa

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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works at Isobar

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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I bet someone will try to post this seriously some day

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Visual Storyteller

And now.. let me take a selfie!

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Visual Storyteller

Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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In case this hasn’t been posted here yet. It’s an ai based LinkedIn Cringe post generator:

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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They did the meme where they all say the same thing in unison like zombies. There’s a whole second page with an additional 5 people saying the exact same thing with the same exact emoji 😵‍💫

I think it’s also a “quick”reply offered by linked in. So everyone just clicks the same button/reply.

It’s a button

If I hit the like button, am I a corporate zombie then? Just chill, bruh. Think of it as a more thoughtful "Like" button.

That's a quick reply from LinkedIn. I use it all the time. It's the proverbial "thumbs up" phrase, I guess.

That’s my point. Everyone just clicks the auto response and doesn’t bother to actually see everyone else already commented the EXACT same thing. We are all corporate robot zombies doing what we are programmed to do

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