This is a bad idea, right. Like, wouldn’t stopping a Chinese ship in the gulf be an act of war?

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No, this is a great idea. Because we have the greatest navy in world and we have the greatest president ever leading them. He was elected by the people with IQ that cannot be measured in an existing scale and is advised by greatest humans the humanity has ever produced

So relax guy!

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Legally speaking, a blockade is an act of war, but I expect another TACO before that matters.

This administration is a master class in why you don’t let your mouth write checks your butt can’t cash. Trump’s been able to bluff, bluster, and bully his way through real estate and domestic politics but it turns out that doesn’t work as well in international relations both because his cult doesn’t extend beyond US borders and because other world leaders have recognized that he’s weak, stupid, and easily bored/distracted.

Iran has a fairly massive strategic and tactical advantage in this conflict. It’s only going to get worse for the US.

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EY1, eventually your orange-colored glasses will break and you'll realize the turd-flinging baboon we have as President didn't care about you one bit.

Maybe not war since we've done it to a few shadow fleet tankers elsewhere already, but the Chinese are certain to be pissed.

No way this actually goes on for any length of time though. Besides the irony of saying "blockading the strait is illegal, so we're going to blockade the strait!", this will also send oil prices skyrocketing Monday morning. This might set a new record for speed to TACO.

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Speed to TACO should be on Kalshi

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NO! It’s an act of “military conflict”

Duh

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Great strategy -Art of war by Taco zhu.Declare blocking the strait before Iran formally declares it blocked again .El geniuso 💪🇺🇸

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Donnie got bamboozled by Bibi. Sooooo much winning!

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So if Trump is a TACO, what would Obama or Biden be? One had red lines made of sand and the other literally told Putin to start the war in the Ukraine.

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You tell us… 🐓🌮

They’ll back off by August to save face for midterms

That is a long time away

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It will only last until Tuesday.

I feel this is the inappropriate venue for your post. A good question, but best asked elsewhere.

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