This job is such bullshit, out in a month, can't wait

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^someone just kept drinking the koolaid...

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Bye analyst 👋🏽😴

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Go get a meaningful and purpose filled job then

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One you walk out the door, don't turn back around and start yelling HODOR!!

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🚪 <---- There's the door. There are plenty of people who would love your job.

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We all went through that phase, stick it out and you'll surprise yourself!

What is the job that you think is do much better?

I am with OP

The shit we for money bruh!

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