This job market is so bad, recruiters are ghosting harder than my dating app matches.

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-The White House

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Why I date my recruiters, two birds one stone…

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They are probably getting laid off themselves

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If you’re not 100% relevant to a spec for a recruiter AND a top candidate within the pool that is 100% relevant, they will ghost you until it’s convenient for them. You should expect this to be the norm, not the exception

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Or they are just keeping the pipeline warm and not actively hiring, which is common

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Liberty Mutual has open roles for a Senior Market Researcher and a Senior UX Researcher. DM me for a referral and more info!

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