This list of software is required knowledge for a Freelance Designer role at Critical Mass. Are there actual designers out there who are fluent in all of these or is this one of those bullshit rockstar unicorn job descriptions?

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Looks like a a quick, lazy, copy and paste by someone not in the know rather than a list of required software knowledge

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Lol Adobe XD

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lol Invision that shut down at least a year ago

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Actually these are all common and knowable. But nobody is using all of those at the same time.

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No OP was suggesting someone could not know them all.

Do people actually… factor in all of the required bullet points when applying? As a copywriter, I’ll check that an ACD job isn’t specifically for art directors but that’s about it.

I always figure if the recruiter is too lazy to pay attention to the bullet points when making the job listing, my only need for checking them is to know what to include for the ATS robot

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