At a happy hour and my boss just told me she wants me. Currently in an Uber going back to her place. AMA

likefunnyuplifting
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at
Highlighted IconHIGHLIGHTED

So your first thought as you’re sitting next to her in the Uber is to open fishbowl and make a post?? Dude. You’re either home alone and bored or actually an idiot lol

likefunnysmart

The powers that be agree with me.

Post Photo
likefunny

This is 100% fake lol don’t get excited guys

likesmartfunny
Recent IconRecent

No one who actually gets laid uses the hash tag "sexytime"

likefunnysmart

@BA1: how's virginity treating you?

👀
Just pretend I’m not here

funnylike

Put the phone down and don’t blow it lol. Recap us after the fact 😂

likesmarthelpfulfunny

Right, right 👍

Happy Hour? Do you work in Hawaii? Cuz it’s 11:45 on the east coast

like

On a monday night??????

funnylike

Pics or it didn't happen.

likefunny

Show us the time stamp’d uber receipt

likesmartfunny

Wow this is a terrible idea

like

Plz keep us updated

like

You got it

🧢🧢🧢

smart

Still in the Uber?

like

And then pick it up later when you tell us everything

Post Photo
funnylike

Dear Penthouse…..

funny

Happy hour on monday? I mean it is still possible but isnt it highly unlikely?

funny

U gonna be in her sooon

like

Yessir

😁

Post Photo
like

Is this what you think you need to get promoted? Or do you actually hate your job that much?

like

Getting handsy in the Uber?

She was handsy in the bar. Like hands down my slacks, luckily I was at the bar so no one could see

Is there an age gap?

About 10 years

like

Related Posts

In my opinion one of the worse things you could hear from someone when you are dating is ‘I usually don’t talk to someone like you’. It makes it seem like you are just settling for that person.

likehelpful

Do partners cheat on their significant others while traveling? Stories please.

like

I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

Post Photo
funnylike

How many people have hooked up with someone on their team? Is it that common?

like

Just looking to meet someone here, a little about me, I’m a 27 years old guy , work in finance, love playing tennis and eating Italian food. Also I have aspergers.

like

Any F fishes want to hang out at the dock and go boating over the weekend?

like

Is it wrong if i'm 6'4 and like small woman? I'm dating a 5'2 girl rn. But she is the cutest 😍. But my friends are super judgy about it :(.

likefunny

I'm not sure what else I did other than being respectful and not giving flip at the same time but (4) mature ladies in my office flirt with me every chance they get. Some of my M colleagues are beginning to notice and giving the prod. I must confess it comes with some perks as I do appreciate how fast they process my requests/orders which a M colleague literally told me is biased. Recently one of them offered to bring me her cooked food and asked that I do the same..(Cont'd)

likefunny

Someone teach me how to flirt! How do I let this guy know I’m into him?

like

Best fun bars in the UES for a date night?

like

What’s the biggest issue you’ve faced with dating non-lawyers?

like

Plan on visiting SFO this August and wanted to check if any F is up for drinks or dinner spend some quality time. Male 34 , tall 5 11, brown and happy to message and set up some time if we find each other interesting.

like

Is there such a thing as over texting the person you like?

like

I’m 30. My friends’ weddings are piling up and I’m just... still very much single. Feel like it’s acceptable in NYC but also sorta depressing. Dating is hard.

like

How do you guys initiate a hook up through apps? I struggle to get my point across haha. (With women)

likefunny

Got a date with a girl I've admired for a while this weekend, where should I take her? Best romantic/fun date spots, ideally with great food or near great food. She has no dietary restrictions as far as I know. Thanks

like

29F, Texas. Willing to relocate to anywhere in usa or Canada. Seeking someone mature, stable, family oriented. Open to chatting to see if its a mutual match.

like

Any frenchies around in NYC? Where do you guys usually meet?

likehelpfulfunny

Any people looking to date in Atlanta ? 40 F

like

More Posts

First travel project. What are the most valuable airline points to accumulate? How can I maximize my travel points (hertz, Marriott, air, csr) to be redeemed for free flights?

like

With the new merger, can I use my spg suite night awards at Marriott properties?

like

There’s a debit card that I’ve been using for the past 4 years and it beats out some of the cash back credit cards. It’s the Cash app debit card. I haven’t heard people talk about it in the card community and it could save people a bit of money - 10% cash back. I posted about it on my Instagram HerMillennialMoney if you want to learn my tips and tricks with the care.

like

Any suggestions for a face serum or face oil for dry, sensitive, acne prone skin?

like

Hi folks,

Can you please suggest me one best wireless airpods?

like

Hello All,
Since companies are moving into a Hybrid/back to office mode, many of us are required to move to the respective office locations. I'm not sure if this has been discussed here before,
But for a new comer to either of these locations (me) can I get a comparative Cost of living among the three cities
Pune Vs Bangalore Vs Hyderabad.
Thanks 😊

like

Hi Fishers,

What is the best time of the year to be in the notice period?

I mean what is the time of the year where requirements in most of the companies are at pick?

Like in Dec and March you will see less requirement due to Christmas and financial year ending. Similar what is the best period?

Because in my previous switch, 15 days were wasted due to Christmas and in March lot of requirements went on hold due to financial year ending.

Thanks

Thinking about switching to freelance life, but curious: how many strategists out there find the market for freelance strategy jobs robust enough to not stress out every time a gig ends?

like
like

Joined this week. What can I expect from Mr V

like

Does anyone know anything about a firm called Lee Smart in Seattle?

like

Hi All,
Please suggest which one should I join .
This week is my last working day.

YOE - 5 years
Full stack developer (dotnet + angular)
Offer I have
Version 1 , Happiest Minds, cornerstone ondemand, Coforge.

Please suggest

like

These are my favorite clients by far.

Post Photo
likefunny

Small Firm Question:
Working PA for the first time this year. Doing a lot of returns right now.

History of my firm: small (7 employees, two interns), was a single CPA show for 20 years. Cont.

Any thoughts on Stellar Lumens?

like

Hows Deloitte India ? Work life balance and job security, time zones to work? 8.2 Yoe business analyst, data analytics space.pls suggest

like

Anyone out there looking for CDs? Any help would be amazing

Bain & Company Coming as an AC at Bain & Company with 0 tenure credit, is it possible to be promoted to SAC in 1.5 years if you're a high performer, or is it 2 years minimum?

like

My practice in S&C is transfering to SONG, effective September 1st. What is the likelyhood of getting f* from a compensation standpoint ? Zero chance that I put SONG on linkedin 😩😅

likefunny

Well, it’s officially cold here in the NE. Parked my bike, pulled the battery and put it on a trickle charger. Until spring 2021.... 😔😔😔

like

Additional Posts in Confession

I tripped over my blanket and hit the floor so hard 🫠. My neighbors probably hate me. That’s my confession.

likefunny

A toxic co-worker tried to throw me under the bus to cover their mistake in a call with leadership 😢😢. I showed the proof of conversation the next moment without hesitation to everyone. Suddenly their tone changes and tries to divert the topic 😒😒. I am distraught 🙁🙁

likeupliftingfunny

Going through a rough patch, mental-health wise. I have always been a high performer and dont back down from challenges. But this past month something feels off in my head and I have 0% motivation for anything at the moment. Brief run down: work-stress, meeting expectations, fear of failure, imposter-syndrome, negative self-image (probably from all the time I spend on IG… might need therapy. 🥲
I don’t know what went wrong, but I don’t think I’m the only one to have felt this. Sorry for the sads!

like

I sometimes feel I don’t fit the typical consulting stereotype very well

like

I’m experiencing insecure attachment style specific to feeling like my puppy loves my SO more than me because I work more and he gets more quality-chill time with her.

like

I think people who “kiss” their dogs/pet on their mouths are disgusting

likefunnysmart

Confession: The only in-law that I had a great relationship with passed away unexpectedly. The two remaining in-laws were on thin ice with me prior due to years of drama, nagging, and disgusting display of wealth. I believe their demand of money and general assholish behavior drove in law to his death. I love my S.O. but I can’t deal with the drama anymore.

I want to have a family and a future that is drama-free and full of love and don’t want to surround myself with negativity.

like

So I have family situation I've been dealing with and yesterday at a company function outside the office, my supervisor brought it up in front of a bunch of people. First of all highly inappropriate, but also it's nobody's business. She's made comments before outside of work about how her boss is gay, blah blah blah. I'm just at a loss. Should I report it to HR? And if I do, how do I do it without it being known that it came from me??

like

Praying that when I marry, my co-workers don't make me cheat on my wife 🙏

funnylike

I am the lovable fool in my team 😊

like

Staying downtown Columbus Hilton for my wife’s job conference and we have to use valet parking since I need to use my car to go to work every day. $40 a day, how much do I tip and is it when I drop my car off and when they bring it to me in the morning?

like

AITA: My friend keeps asking me for financial advice. I set up a budget for her and have her concrete advice. And I field all of her investing questions. But still, she continues to be reckless with her money. She’s 42, single (no kids), and making $100k+ and is still living check to check.

I don’t want to waste my breathe on helping her since nothing seems to be getting through to her. AITA?

likehelpful

Chris Stapleton might be a cool guy. Maybe he has some good music. But every time I hear him sing “drive on” during a Ram commercial I want to punch him in the face. Ram has overplayed that one.

like

I find dating apps to be unhealthy to an extent. If a minor inconvenience occurs, it's simple to move on to the next one and the cycle repeats. Have any of you met "the one" through a dating app?

likefunny

Hi all. I was recently diagnosed with bipolar disorder type 2 and it’s been hard to heal with the ups and downs of a very competitive sales position in the current market. Before taking FMLA for 12 weeks I was a top performer. Any advice from those that also live with bipolar disorder, or advice on a potentially a less stressful position to ease out of sales? I have 7 years healthcare sales and 1.5 years as a MLO.

like

Hypothetical Q: If a house has two half baths and three full baths, how are they counted? 4 Baths, or 3.5 baths +.5 baths?

like

Brought too much pears from Costco. Trying to pimp them out to my family.

funnylike

If you attend a wedding as a +1 and don’t really know the couple getting married, what is reasonable amount for the wedding cash gift you should give?

like

Is it a red flag if someone says they don’t believe in self help books like Atomic Habits, Attached, etc?

funnylike

Boyfriend and I have been fighting a lot for a while. He broke up with me, but then we decided to try to make it work after we talked. I don’t want to end my relationship. Any ideas how to save and salvage a relationship on the bricks of ending

likesmartfunny

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal