At a happy hour and my boss just told me she wants me. Currently in an Uber going back to her place. AMA

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So your first thought as you’re sitting next to her in the Uber is to open fishbowl and make a post?? Dude. You’re either home alone and bored or actually an idiot lol

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The powers that be agree with me.

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This is 100% fake lol don’t get excited guys

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No one who actually gets laid uses the hash tag "sexytime"

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@BA1: how's virginity treating you?

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Just pretend I’m not here

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Put the phone down and don’t blow it lol. Recap us after the fact 😂

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Right, right 👍

Happy Hour? Do you work in Hawaii? Cuz it’s 11:45 on the east coast

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On a monday night??????

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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Show us the time stamp’d uber receipt

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Wow this is a terrible idea

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Plz keep us updated

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You got it

🧢🧢🧢

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Still in the Uber?

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And then pick it up later when you tell us everything

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Dear Penthouse…..

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Happy hour on monday? I mean it is still possible but isnt it highly unlikely?

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U gonna be in her sooon

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Yessir

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Is this what you think you need to get promoted? Or do you actually hate your job that much?

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Getting handsy in the Uber?

She was handsy in the bar. Like hands down my slacks, luckily I was at the bar so no one could see

Is there an age gap?

About 10 years

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