There is so much drama within senior leadership on my project that it would make the offspring of a threesome with The Bachelorette, Grays Anatomy, and a soap opera look like a sitcom.
I love when the client argues during a status meeting they reviewed more work then reflected but they use descriptive phases like "a whole bunch" or "like at least 10 or 15"....no bitch you didn't.
Since my team moved from an area of the client' building with poor cell service to an area with great cell service, my bathroom break frequency and duration have increase significantly #fishbowl
Anyone else cringe at how often every new client product or creative idea is "really fucking cool"...
Anyone ever look around the client office, find someone your age looking through Reddit aimlessly and think "fuck they're so lucky"... I do the same thing when it's 4pm and he's packing up to leave
Day 1 of project - lead tells me we should do a team outing involving weed (since we're in a legal area). Dafuq?
Who has the best teammate? Mine is not only a rockstar with the client but also gives amazing dating advice ;)
For those asking what work Vayner has created... here you go. Droga's Tap Project did it better IMO 💦 http://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/stella-artois-makes-people-wait-for-water-in-extension-of-water-org-super-bowl-effort/
So done with petty power games within our own teams, how the fuck are we supposed to fix client issues when we can't keep our shit in order 😬
Lost my client badge Thursday morning (I think) gave myself the weekend to look for it. Come in today and desk attendant gives me a ton of snark about "my 3rd guest being the last". F U bitch.
What's Deloitte policy on coworkers dating and being staffed on same project? Dealing with this right now on my project - manager and team member secretly dating.
Way to fuck up a pitch - MD corrects a client on an obscure Warren Buffett fact - mood in the room changed to get the F out 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Aight fam. Spent last year on the PIP, almost got fired mid year, but worked on firm initiatives like a machine through the year, and killed it on client projects. Finally out of the PIP. Fuck yeah!!!
Pretty girl at the Aloft bar on a Sunday.. yes we both are at the client location already.. sigh. Is it you?
Is there any coming back to agency life after starting your career on the client side? #askingforafriend FML that friend is me 😨
Tfw the client nixes a same sex couple in your script because there isn't time to get it approved.
Words to say, questions to ask, things to do when a client who moved their money to year exactly one year ago, blind sides you with ACATS out after you’ve made 13.7% because he is conservative? GO!
FB guys-need advice here. On a demand client and intense travel. Asked husband to DTD over weekend, to which he responded that we need intimacy, not scheduled sex. Asked him to define intimacy (cont)
Principal to Associate: listen, if you want to ever sell a project, don't respond to a question with "who f-ing knows??"
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Where is a new build???
Do other firms offer higher pay in expensive cities? Really tired of hearing "well you can move offices" when I mention how annoying it is to make the same as a Dallas C when I live in SF.
Does anyone need a ticket to Ultra?
Boston neighborhoods good for 30s single professionals and airport proximity? (straight woman)
Male 🐟 I have a 10 inch drop (43 chest, 32 waist). Where do you all get shirts, suits, etc.? If custom, where to get good budget ones? Indochino, enzo,...
Who here plays video games? Used to be a serious gamer but struggle to find time with this job
“It’s Shiraz. That’s all I have”. 🤮
i feel so dead inside 😱
Which TV ads you hate with a passion? I hate this new trend of using squishy sounding voices overusing words like “good”, “kind”, “fair” to peddle over prices crap. Eg :Cheerios, pedigree, etc. 😬
Would anyone be willing to send me a scrubbed version of a deck they are impressed with? I tend to find visual inspiration from well designed decks. A haiku, for anyone that is kind enough to send!
Anyone else’s laptop log in not working?! Tried to call NSC but that’s failing too......
How do I get into social impact consulting?
Options: 1) Stick with D for a bit (new M promote) 2) Industry switch 3) Drop it all and become an independent consultant while traveling the world. Single, no kids, 31. Not burnt out but [cont.]
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