To the partners and/or managers that send requests at 4 PM on a Friday without prior alignment… there is a special place in hell for you and the fact that you will burn there for eternity is not punishment enough…

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They can't hear you over the happy hour drinks they're slogging down.

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And get the tequila ready… we are getting f’ed up after this!!!

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Life hack... They only send those to people who are still online at 4pm on a Friday, check out at 2pm and you won't have this problem

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To the analysts/associates who do a half assed job and don’t think things through, or merely regurgitate what’s already been said without building on it, forcing me to work on a weekend to redo the things we already walked through earlier in the week…

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Be sure to request feedback from them too 😭😭

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Repeat after me - "A lack of proper planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine"

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And Project Managers, but in my defense. I send requests understanding they won’t get addressed until next week, the request itself just needs to get out

As long as you say so in the request. Many times, project managers don’t say explicitly - just say - get this done based on your availability. If I get that on Friday afternoon, do you need it now or by Monday or Tuesday is ok too. Please tell me so I don’t have to guess and think over it during weekend.

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They don’t give two shits

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