"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

Partners - Do you ever take vacations?

I have been at my current firm for about 1.5 years, and in that entire time the partner in my group hasn't been out of the office a single time. Is that normal? I can't tell if it's standard for big law partners to not take time off, if the dynamics for my group may be different (only 1 partner in the entire group), or it the partner I work with is just a masochist.

When did you tell work about your pregnancy?

I know everyone raves about the chicken sandwiches from Popeyes and Chick-fil-A. But I personally like Wendy’s chicken sandwich and Mickey D’s McChicken.

Are any firms out there that are hiring full-time/remotely? Let's start a list

Does anyone have salary information base for a UX Researcher at Meta?

Any H1B sponsoring jobs for Dynamics 365 F&O functionals? Deloitte KPMG EY PwC Accenture Microsoft McKinsey & CompanyBain & Company

Hello! Looking to relocate to Phoenix, any thoughts on budget for a 2 bed/1-2bath? Within commuting distance to Tempe, in unit w/d! Also any areas to look at?

Is it just me or is the app/group super negative?

Burnetters are always last to know about Burnett news. 😑

How hard to move from account to strategy? How’d you do it?

How many people here are in pharma advertising versus general? Seems like mosts of the posts are from general consumer shops.

anyone have resources to help with social anxiety? would love to have some solid advice to turn to to help with networking

What are the best places to visit week of Christmas in Europe?

Salary range for a 14 year MD in T1 city in M&A/Tax? JD/LLM.

Thx

What to expect when you are joining JP after Christmas 😅?

Hello,

If I joined HCl and will have to leave within probation period, do I have to pay anything to HCL? Anyone has any idea. (There was no buyout of NP by HCL)

Thanks

RIP to anyone at doner working on fairlife...

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?