"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

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@Manager 1 Oops I didn’t know that! Which movie?

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Additional Posts in #OverheardAtWork

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

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“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

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"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

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Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

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AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
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First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

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“We had complimenting genitalia.”

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“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
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“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

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I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
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“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

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How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

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“Leaders choose everyday who they will be in the face of opportunities and challenges.”

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