“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

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I’m legit disturbed that it’s 2018 and people are still promoting nonconsensual genital mutilation on babies for “sexy” aesthetics 🤦🏻‍♀️

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