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acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

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at the ten million annual rate that is $27,400 per day

21 days x 27,400 = $572,872, or €500,000, which is enough to buy a golden visa to portugal, where cost of living is low and health insurance affordable

I would like to enquire about the three week plan please

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Meth is way cheaper than that. Your dealer is ripping you off.

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Good data analytics opps in Philly? Entry level

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Negotiate retention buyout before or after salary/bonus/rsu package from new company? Would normally say after, but have heard transparency early on with a recruiter can also help them get the best offer in one approval cycle, vs. going back and forth for weeks.

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Looking to compare Senior Analyst Salaries at AFS. Currently at $85.5k

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Is hiring frozen for fdd?

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There have been multiple times when this guy makes plans with me and then day of doesn’t follow up or cancels (blames it on work or doesn’t give an explanation). Tried to break it off but then he kept saying how much he wanted a second chance. What would you think of the situation and how would you respond?

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How do I get into a marketing or pr role when my resume has mostly media companies on it? ( I worked in media for 4 years)

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Hi all, how successful are referrals at MBB? I really want to get into tech driven strategy role, but I feel without an MBA the only way I can get in is via a referral. Please let me know if anybody has moved from B4 consulting to MBB using a referral process.

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10 plus experience. Litigation and I. P. Was working in a law firm however due to covid the firm closed their delihi office. Any job opening...

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Need your advice here.How much can I quote for a 4.3 years frontend developer.

CCTC 16 lpa fixed + bonus

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I’m giving my notice tomorrow. I’m happy to be moving to a new firm, as I really don’t like my current practice (very high volume ID). But I’m nervous about telling my boss. I consider him to be a friend and he’s been a good mentor. But it’s time for me to move on.

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If you got 15k in sign on bonus and want to treat yourself with something luxurious/nice what would you get? thinking about something for the house/kitchen or something comfortable but cute for the WFH lifestyle.

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Hot take: United should reduce status thresholds by 3/4 and base 2020 thresholds off of Q1 activity AND roll over your 2019 status into 2021, whichever is higher

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I had a phone interview with a big company last Wednesday.
The recruiter said that the director had reviewed my resume and was interested but wanted him to screen me.
He said “the job is yours” because I had “everything they were looking for” salary was within their range ETC…
He said someone will follow up with the next steps(video interview) Tomorrow will be a week and I haven’t heard anything not even a response to my thank you email .. I don’t know what to think 😫

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Can you buy weed legally anywhere in nyc yet?

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Hi All, wondering if someone from Big 4 can please assist. A bit of my background- Masters in Accounting with 8 years of experience in a private manufacturing firm. I possess strong operational accounting knowledge and skills. I have recently been offered an opportunity at one of the big 4 and I will be working in Internal audit. I have always worked in the industry and this will be my first ever stint in PA. Should I take it? I don’t really care about

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You see two co-workers kissing, who are both married, at a work event. What do you do? Hypothetical question and of course asking for a friend. No but really, should I do anything?

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Anyone have multiple FT jobs? I'm looking about to land a new primary FT job, as my current job is very very slow, doesn't really have any projects for me, and could end at any time (with a 30 day notice).
Where there any legal issues? (The two companies area in different industries so no competition). How did you manage both? The new company knows I'm still employed, should I quit the first or keep it as long as I can manage both? Any bad vibes or feelings of unprofessionalism? TIA

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“I think we have to stop. My feet are about to bleed”

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You UXers will especially get a kick out of this. My CD said this about our new agency site this morning: "I don't want it to look like a website. I don't want it to feel like a website."

God help me get out of here.

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I'M CRUNCHY IN THE FACE

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Wrapping up 2021...

Do you have any reflections on this year? Biggest takeaways? How will you close it out?

Drop below to share 👇

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"When I worked at Weiden"

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Is this normal? My colleague pops into the online document I’m working on (and honestly not their business to keep up with) every single time I make an edit. They pop in and watch my work. Every. time. I thought it was ok until I started working odd hours and they would still open the document. I’m talking past midnight. Mysteriously, every time I’m working in there, they also decide to join in and watch and watch me work. It’s so awkward and peak micromanager level stuff. WTF is going on?

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I’d hate to see your résumé, buddy.

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Okay, what is Suitussy?

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"Be ready to be peed on. A lot."

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