acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

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at the ten million annual rate that is $27,400 per day

21 days x 27,400 = $572,872, or €500,000, which is enough to buy a golden visa to portugal, where cost of living is low and health insurance affordable

I would like to enquire about the three week plan please

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Meth is way cheaper than that. Your dealer is ripping you off.

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