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When the Analyst learned a few tricks in Excel and thinks they’re ready to go solo:

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“Company of sorts”. It’s telling when you can’t even differentiate business intelligence reporting to database management or Cloud Engineering ETL, etc.

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Access would blow his mind.

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To be fair, a simple TI89 might be enough to blow his mind.

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Because excel can’t host a 500 TB enterprise database

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SQL can manage more data and many users can manipulate the data at the same time.

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Like is he talking about power query in Excel vs SQl housed databases or opensource MySql

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That post has gotta be a joke. People are dumb but we're well past the time of "I am starting a consulting company based entirely on helping people write formulas in Excel." Also Excel is great but the issue is it doesn't scale past small use cases. Certainly not enterprise use. I mean this is totally viable in like... 2000.

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I equal his business operation to that guy selling mixtapes from his trunk on the street corner.

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