What do you do when you can't shake the idea that you're an absolute idiot?

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I call myself an idiot and any other appropriate name.

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I keep a file of emails and other documents from attorneys who are even bigger idiots and review when needed.....

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Some of the smartest people I know think they are idiots. So count yourself to be in good company. The people to be scared of are ones who are overconfident in themselves and think they're always right.

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You're not the only one. It's normal.

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