What time do you show up to work & salary

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Would you also like my credit card information? Are you that Nigerian Prince who needs money?

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You should be honored by my lateness that I would even show up to this fake shit

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3 pm - 500k

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Whatcha' gettin' at OP? I smell an informal causation/correlation study brewing here, inherently flawed, and in need of Analyst/Strategist assistance. What's the hypothesis you're seeking to prove or disprove?

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I show up around nunya and get paid around bidness

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24/7, $365

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Sunset, 420k

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4:20 pm, $311K

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4:20pm, $69k (FTFY Grey 1)

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Around 8. $675,309

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9/930. 6 figures. Out by 530/6, available from home if necessary

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Another day in the salt mines, I get paid in nails.
Each one for my coffin lid.

And it’s not enough for me to hammer ‘em down.
They gotta check and make sure I did

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I would come in at 8 for $675k SVP1

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10, 6 figures

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SrAD2, if your name is Jenny, you’re the girl for me.

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How much do you contribute and how much do you make?

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I’m submitting this thread for an award

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9:30, just shy of 90k. Usually gone by 6:30.

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Are you going to ask when people leave and what our weekend and evening hours are too?

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Id also appreciate it if everyone would please provide their avg weekly hrs, how many clients they juggle, and their number of direct reports.

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