What's a corporate phrase that triggers you at work?

I'll go first: "Wanted to bump this to the top of your inbox"

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“Net net” - drives me crazy

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“You’ve been assigned to this project”

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As per my last email

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“See below” on a forwarded mile-long email chain that I have zero context for.

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When I open an email that begins with "Happy (day of week)!"

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i only say happy friday, or happy monday only if we are back after a long break (aka sarcastic happy)

Let’s double click on that

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When you double-click too far, you’re down a rabbit hole, then you need to zoom out.

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FRIENDLY REMINDERRRRR 👹

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“it’s review period”
- (from an agency where reviews don’t affect pay raise)

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