What’s some “white dad” sayings? I personally say “let’s rock and roll” or “we ready to rock and roll?” when it’s time to leave 😂😂

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Hey kiddos, let’s skedaddle!

Damn EY1 You beat me to it

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My white father loves to offer me money to buy new pants when I wear ripped jeans.

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Do you take the money?

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“Close enough for government work!”

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Audi 5000

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Boomer dad has evolved into:

GenX dad

Time to let these puppy’s breathe *takes off grass cutting new balances”

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Cool beans

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Whoooo dogggy

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Saying Hi “insert random thing someone says”, I’m dad.

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Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

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What do you have for “App-a-teasers”

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Also, and maybe this is just a southern thing, my dad says “skrimp” instead of “shrimp”

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My dad calls them strimps

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Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang

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I’ve gotten in the habit of saying ‘shake n bake’ and I fear I can’t actually stop now

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“We’re off like a herd of turtles!”

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Never heard that one 😂

Alright listen here pal

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No shrimp casserole for you bud

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👀

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Imagine Ned Flanders

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“Letter rip!”

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Me: “ow, my foot hurts!”
Dad: *pinches my arm HARD* “foot doesn’t hurt anymore now does it?"

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“It’s not heavy, just awkward” when it actually is heavy

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*fart*

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