What's your favorite example of a product that you don't understand how they even pitched it to the CEO? My current favorite is this bottle of water that says "lo cal." Hahaha

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Haha! This reminds me of "SmartWater"

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I'll never forget the "pet rock!!!"

I can definitely imagine the CEO trying to keep a straight face!

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