What’s your favorite excuse to avoid a fake team bonding activity? I’m so tired of optional but mandatory happy hours and forced fun with people I wouldn’t even voluntarily eat lunch with. Last month I claimed my dentist could only fit me in at 3:30. I’ve also faked bad Wi-Fi and once said I had a migraine just to skip Zoom trivia. What’s your go-to out?

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No is a complete sentence

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I used to go to them just so I would be perceived as a team player. It’s over an hour drive home for me, so at this point I just say No. If team building is so important they should schedule it during work hours or I ain’t going.

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“Thanks for the invite, but I’m not able to join.” The more info you offer, the more you invite people to challenge your reasoning. As my colleague above notes, NO is a complete sentence.

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Just don’t go

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Migraine is mine too.

Glad to know I’m not alone in feeling like a grumpy gus about forced fun.

The classic stomach pain is a good one!

The contractor/electrician is coming over to fix an issue in the kitchen. Or any other maintenance issue.

I’m following because next week there’s too much mandatory, non-company sponsored “fun”. I’m only going to one.

Children and family obligations are always a winner!

^^ this. It’s WAY easier to get out of things with kids.

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