What’s your least favorite corporate phrase?

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“East peasy”
“Work smarter not harder” said by the person who neither works smart nor hard 🙄

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“It’s both a science and an art” when referring to something that is neither a science nor an art

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I’m giving myself flashbacks to one of the darkest times of my life

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“We’ll talk about it offline” especially when used incorrectly like in an in person meeting.. like hello? You are currently not online.

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Bahahhahaha

Mine is “boil the ocean”

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Oh man, do I have to pick only one? Haha. I really can't stand the phrase 'let's table that.' The problem is that we never come back to the issue at hand later!

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"...Open the kimono..." Like hello it's 2024!

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“Guys, we really need focus and to drag this one over the finish line”. 🙄 my brain immediately imagines my dead corpse being dragged over a finish line

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"Collaboration"

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“Stretch Opportunity”

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“Dry run” after a colleague made a joke “as opposed to the wet runs?” 💩 🤢

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😂😆😂

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'We'll get back to you'

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Circle back

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My 2 cents

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