What's your morning schedule like? Mine 1) wake up 2) curse and cry looking at myself in the br mirror 3) dress nicely to make myself feel better and 4) coffee up and head to office.

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Wake up. Have enough caffeine until I feel sick. Shit my brains out. Dress up. Sit on the subway and regret everything

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Sounds about right except I drop my morning deuce before the shower

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Wake up, curse god, take speed, snooze alarm until speed kicks in. Stand by my coffee machine using my juul like a pacifier. Read FT on the train. Skim news until 10AM. Dream of starting a legal bud biz.

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Wake up, drop a deuce, weigh myself, walk/feed dog, shower / release excess "energy", get dressed, drive to work.

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