If you're a vegan, do crossfit, and own bitcoin... which one of these things do you mention first when you introduce yourself to someone?

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I think you still say "Hello I'm an investment banker at the Goldman Sachs"

(parody of course...)

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Forgot vaping

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Bahahhaha I am vegan and own crypto. Tough one. Hard to decide which to annoy ppl with usually vegan then crypto

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I'm Patrick Bateman. I work in murders & executions.

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None?

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