When people plan, God laughs. When public accountants plan, God busts a gut laughing.

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KPMG 1, I have yet to find out if people are laughing AT me or at my jokes, but the key is everyone is laughing and smiling when I am around. :)

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OP, I really hope you don't do this openly around co-workers.

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Don't bring God into this

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