When the coffee hits and you’re on camera what is the recommended protocol??

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The mouth of a Gatorade bottle is bigger than that of a Poland Spring.

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Is there any other kind?

Clench hard and pray the meeting ends early.

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Most useful thread I’ve seen here in awhile.

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Sounds like Internet issues caused you to drop from the meeting Woops

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Estimate the likelihood that you’ll have to come off mute - go camera off if < 50%

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Put that green screen to use and keep a poker face. Tv tray goes a long way for keeping camera eye level

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It was a large coffee for reference so won’t be able to keep a poker face.

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