Why do computer issues have an extremely close correlation with poor performance?

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Because blaming your productivity on “technical difficulties” is the most professional way to procrastinate without raising suspicion!!!

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Lack of problem solving skills correlates with poor performance in other areas.

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Come again?

Staff who report computer problems = low performing staff?

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I think they are just the loudest about the issues. Higher performers find ways to get it done, without complaining. Generally speaking.

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