Why hasn't the global recession started yet?

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Abhi 12 baje chalu hoga

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Ham mazdooron ke liye kuch recession nehi hota

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Thanks for being honest abt big4😅😅

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Wo petrol bharwane gaye hai, phir chalu hoga uske bad.

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It's waiting for your approval. Did you send approval mail yet?

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Haan itna momentum hai,jldi aana hai to aye nai to jae na .kabse daraya hua ayega ayega

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What is recession according to you?

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Soja bhai
Kal job pe bhi hana hai

Why are you waiting for it?
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I have read that you realise that you are in a recession only after a while since it has started. So we might be in one already.

You know usually in train crashes, when the 1st coach derails and flips over the effect is not immediately felt in the last coaches.
And recession is like a train crash but happening in a slow motion.

Bhai, Tereko kyun recession chayie? Bahut paisa hai to Hume thoda de dijiye !

recession hi to chal raha he, mera monthly expense double ho gaya he, nothing changed in my life or lifestyle.

Bhai kasam se is month itna anaab shanab kharcha hua hai, kya batau.

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