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This is not uncommon for Chinese, Japanese, Korean mega corporations either. It's just that the victims of toxic workplace were conditioned to feel ashamed for not killing themselves slowly to work or being shunned after speaking out.

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Wow… speechless… it could have been a lot of us

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Big 4 not Best 4.

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What did she actually die from? There has to be underlying issues to die from hard work. Of course it’s very sad when anyone dies but to say it’s only due to hard work sounds like we’re missing something.

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The most hilarious mail from today's mail explosion:

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Phone and Internet bills reimbursement claim in Grey HR. With this claim are we getting Income tax exemption or reimbursement of cost. Can someone clarify it.

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Anyone: Thoughts on Cisco Puts?

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Happy New Year Everyone! Learning about options from this group was one of the only positives of 2020... Looking forward to 2021

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Stop asking if we can unionize after being asked to work over the weekend.

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Does anyone here work at Slalom Consulting in the Salesforce practice? Had some questions about making a shift to Salesforce implementation from a different software implementation background.

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Does coforge renegotiate if we show counter offer as earlier they offered very low. ? Remaining joining time is 20 days

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What’s the best way to make your email stand out to a recruiter?

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Just got an interview at KPMG, Human Capital Advisory.
They say there’s no Case Interview but I see a “Situational” Interview segment. Anyone have any insight or advice on that?

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Looking for fresher jobs for my sister preferably in cloud domain. If any leads there please share .Amazon Web Services

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How are you all going about continuing to buy index funds while everything is literally green and I see people doubling their investment in such a short amount of time. Feel as I am missing so much money that could’ve been made. But VOO goes up 1% :///

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What have you found to be some of the keys to scaling succesfully, either in a business or a product or dept?

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Account management role at Google or product management role at Facebook? (Entry level)

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Systems Engineering Manager and Project Manager with 11+ YOE seeking a referral to Facebook (Meta) TIA! :)

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Anyone at Google willing to give out a referral? I’m looking at some Product/Strategy roles. DM me.

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What is everyone’s favorite cold storage wallet and why? I’m thinking of going to with ledger.

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LTI- is Looking for AbInitio.
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Panel presentation interview at ZS Associates .

Can anyone share their experiences, tips, anything? Thank you so much!

ZS Associates

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Here’s your sign to leave accounting. FS audit > tech consulting. Took 2 years of dedicated studying and a second masters in analytics, but 2xed my comp by making the move

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Does anyone have any advise on how to become a staff video editor at a creative production company? They usually don't have any "job openings" listed on their site.

I have 5+ years of experience working at a creative ad agency, but much of the work was pitch/sizzle videos (yuck).

I'm freelancing now which has been a great step in the right direction but I'd eventually love to be on staff at a post house like The Den, Cut+Run, Company 3 etc. pumping out cool work. Just seems hard to break in.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Linkedin cringe about LinkedIn… Why are “day in the life” videos of corporate offices still a thing?

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This is not uncommon for Chinese, Japanese, Korean mega corporations either. It's just that the victims of toxic workplace were conditioned to feel ashamed for not killing themselves slowly to work or being shunned after speaking out.

Wow… speechless… it could have been a lot of us

Big 4 not Best 4.

What did she actually die from? There has to be underlying issues to die from hard work. Of course it’s very sad when anyone dies but to say it’s only due to hard work sounds like we’re missing something.

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