You can only pick one:
1. Your house is always clean
2. You have a private chef for every meal
3. You get $1M in the bank tomorrow
4. You never get sick again

What would you choose?

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3 and 4.

I can use money from the third option to clean the house. And I love cooking.

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You’re allowed to be torn between two answers 🤣 it’s such a fun question

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If I choose number 4 and can know it with certainty, that's my pick. Then I can buy the cheapest health insurance possible in case a bus hits me as I'm walking, which likely ends up saving me over $1 million in health insurance premiums given my age (I'm 59). But "sick" would have to mean no cancer, heart attacks, strokes, dementia, diabetes etc. Side benefit - being able to eat whatever I want and not worrying about the consequences!

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4. When you’re healthy, you have 1000 problems. But when you’re sick, you only have one.

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Facts!!

1M in da bank

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Honestly same

Wouldn’t “never get sick” technically mean that I’m now immortal? 🤔

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No. No it wouldn’t.

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A million. What a dumb question. You can buy one and two with that, and still have plenty left over.
I never get sick anyway, except for a cold once in a while.

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lol you are not paying for a private chef and housekeeper for long with 1m.

Please. The answer is obviously 4.

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I need the cash.

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Me too

Does the private chef also comes with the ingredients? Also, does the chef clean up his station afterwards? If yes to both, private chef ftw

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I would pick $1M.. considering my current situations🙈

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Private chef for every meal

Obviously the mill

Sameeeee

Never get sick again.

$1,000,000

Take the $ and retire. $1million would put me over the top.

#4. If you can never get sick, you could sell your antibodies for way more than $1m. And then pay for private chef/cleaners with the money.

Cleaning is easy, I love to cook, and I already have chronic illnesses that will probably kill me eventually. In the meantime, medicine isn't free. Direct deposit, please and thank you

The answer is definitely money - although if I had a serious and/or chronic illness my answer would probably be health.

Private chef or daily cleaning staff are luxury services well past the point of diminishing returns on how much they’d cost. But with passive income (or earlier retirement) from a much bigger bank account, I’d be able to “settle” for shopping at Whole Foods and buying a fancy Roomba.

You must not eat very much…

Probably 1M but it’s almost Chef. That’s a ridiculous amount of time and money back in your life

Definitely $1million

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