You have got to be kidding me... 😲

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Written statement explaining where they can put their toothbrush. 🤪

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That’s to make sure you read the listing 😂

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That was my thought too

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For that pay too? As if

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Sounds like a job for ChatGPT

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Ridiculous.

LOL 😂

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For that salary no thank youu

I think it's great! Weeds out anyone who thinks they're too good to illustrate their writing skills.

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