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I had my final round with Accenture. How long it takes for the HR's to get back and roll the offers ??

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Heyy!! What kind of questions does Accenture ask for Application developer (frontend) YOE: 3years

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Heyy there,

Some advice please on which is a better option

American Express
JP Morgan

Both are offering around same fixed salary.

Field - Java + Microservices
YOE - 8

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Did anyone lateral into big law? First year in insurance litigation defense and I’m looking to see if it’s even possible to break into big law in a year or two

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I can’t anymore I can’t 😭

Rajma is bae 😍

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For my fellow desi 🐠(M and F both) struggling to get in shape:

Consider looking up this guy for your personal training needs:

https://instagram.com/ahsanactive?igshid=vpw46chl6g60

I have lost 8 pounds already in 5 weeks, and gaining muscle steadily- almost no changes to my very desi food centric-diet. Check him out, you will not be disappointed as long as you stick to his plan for you!

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McKinsey & Company Hey McKinsey & Company folks, can anyone please help refer my profile?

Thanks in Advance!

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Let's talk salary.

I'm up for a raise soon and I'm at 43,000 a year. Anyone have any advice on what I should ask for?

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Need some advice here. I am a fullstack developer with 5 yoe in Angular and Python. My aim is to crack FAANG companies.Now I got an offer from HSBC in a credit risk model monitoring role using Python.It is close to a data engineer role.

My question is that will it be a good idea to shift from development role to a model monitoring role if I want to move to FAANG in the future?Or does FAANG not prefer people who are not in core development roles?Amazon Microsoft Google Adobe PwC EY Citi Barclays JPMorgan Chase

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I bought a house six months ago and while doing some redecorating, I found black mold behind the wallpaper in the kitchen. Didn't the previous owners have to disclose this to me, by law?

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Hello, i have offer from PWC SDC Banglore, I asked for salary revision based on counter offer, HR agreed but said revised offer letter will be shared next day after joining and mail confirmation will be given a week prior to joining date.

Is this the practice of compansation revision for new joiners at pwc SdC banglore?

Please help.

Does AbbVie have a four day work week?

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What are the best ways of tax exemption

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When is KGS mandatorily asking people to be back in office? Any communication?

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March for science?

Do partners ever call you about your time entries? Like “why did xyz take so long?” Didn’t happen to me once during my 4 years at my prior firm but has happened to me twice now at current V5 firm. I do not pad my hours and am just dumb and slow…wish they would back off.

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Don’t you find it funny how mids and seniors applaud no raises for juniors because said juniors are useless and yet refuse to come into the office to train said juniors? Big Law is a total farce. I’ll keep sitting here by myself and maybe one day won’t be so useless, maybe by magic.

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Not hungry during the day. Don’t eat breakfast, graze lunch, full dinner.

Insatiable at 9pm.

What gives?

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Why do partners feel the need to speak when they obviously have very superficial knowledge about the topic? So exhausting pushing back on stupid ideas, needless analysis, unnecessary credit taking attempts and spending time making their input sound coherent with what was already aligned with client. Let me manage and please just get out of the way…

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This bowl fell off. Typical 35+ behavior 🤭😄

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Can we have this as Bowl photo. Other suggestions are welcome !!!

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Hey hey you old fogies 😂

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Has anyone noticed a weird change in the original confession bowl lately? A lot of new people posting some really ✨interesting✨ takes and just being kind of creepy?

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How's everyone's back and knees doing

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For some reason i cant stand teslas. Anyone else? Why do you like or dont like them?

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I’m showing my age I guess but it’s really hard to tell who’s on the cover. It’s Usher right?

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What happened to all my badges?

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Hi! Hows the new wk going??? Anything exciting?

I always thought mid life crisis was when you get to mid life and realize you are never going to be all you thought you would be.

I turned out better than I imagined on all dimensions, and I’ve discovered a different kind of midlife crisis. The “ok, so now what?” Crisis.

Tell me someone else has this, and what do you do about it?

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Everytime I see this bowl name. I read it as wife confessions and keep getting scared.

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I know everyone raves about the chicken sandwiches from Popeyes and Chick-fil-A. But I personally like Wendy’s chicken sandwich and Mickey D’s McChicken.

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I could be watching the man burn right now but I was too jaded to get up there this year.

(This absolutely happened so please don’t report and ban me)
I recently gave my two week notice and will be joining a good firm.
While having drinks with my colleagues today one of them says “you’re not a citizen. Stop taking American jobs.” I am an immigrant yes, but I have a graduate degree from one of the target schools and have worked my a*$ off to be where I am. I laughed it off then but now I regret letting it go that easily.

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Wake up group…

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Got an offer at a great company. Ive done this job before but moved away from it because it burnt me out because of the people and it scarred me. I have found out i have ptsd from it and am scared to start the new one. Been working on ptsd thru therapy. I know its a great firm and a great opportunity but my ptsd is bad. Another company last wk reached out same field diff role more chill and behind the scenes and i cant help but think about the easy way out over the challenge and better future.

I just discovered that scheduling a call for 7 am the morning after a boozy team event is the best way to get easy agreement and consensus. No debating for the sake of debating when everyone is sleepy! 😂

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Decided to start dating again - realized I would need to tell some poor guy some day soon that I moonlight as a dominatrix 😣 I make too much

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