4 part post here from a leadership and certified emotional intelligence coach who believes in you! He loves to include a pic of himself on every post, in addition to adding his own likes and initial comment to tag more folks and help the post go viral!

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I had to stop after like 2 sentences

I have a full stomach

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I am genuinely scared that one of my close friends, one day, decides to become a LinkedIn influencer and starts tagging me in their posts 🫠

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Jesus, this was hard to read 😬😬😬 the cringe wouldn’t stop.

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Can’t stop, won’t stop!

Part 2

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Part 3

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Part 4 (comment)

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He does it for the ‘rithm

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This guy has the worst posts…

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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