28 years old and still accurate. The simpsons really were on another level

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satire really is the best. sometimes we just gotta hold the mirror up at ourselves and laugh

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I didn’t understand this as a kid but I laughed anyway because of the funny elephant and hyperbole.

I still laugh but with added despair.

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It’s such a great episode. Shout out to the DJ3000!

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This is perfect.

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