30 years at Accenture and all I get is a Word document… made by an intern…

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Op is that you on the swipe card? You're quite handsome!

Congratulations on 30 years! 👏👏

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Thank you 🤭

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Honestly cute that an intern even thought of you, and was the only one. Oh how I wish we all had that same innocence, positive outlook, and spirit

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I remember when I was at my first internship, I gave my manager a nice bottle of wine on my last day as a parting gift.

My last job, I gave my manager a one-sentence resignation form with a stain of pizza grease on it and without saying a word

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Take it as a hint to upgrade your career by moving to another company.

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And let go of that fat redundancy check? No thank you

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Side note - why don't companies celebrate milestones in big ways anymore? It's INSANELY expensive hiring talent.

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My dad got a brand new omega watch for his 30th anniversary with his company about 4 years ago. Along with one of those glass prism like placards

I made 15 years and my bonus check was $100

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Oof. I got a whole plastic trophy and a blender for my 5yr.

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For 5 years I got one vacation day. I used it on my last day with the company

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Lol this reminds me of the guy who worked at Burger King for 27 years just to get a goodie bag. Quick, someone post this pic on r/consulting!

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At my previous job, I got a $30 gift card to the company store for completing 3 years.

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Rollin in that company swag

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30 years would mean at the absolute youngest, like you got hired right out of high school, would make you 48. More realistically, you would be 52 at best. The guy in that pic is not 52. Calling BS on this one.

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Good one, but how often do you get a new pass and go “hmm I should probably get a new headshot exclusively for my pass”?

I’m not the person in the picture FYI

30 years and only a manager? You should’ve left 25 years ago.

To be fair if Accenture had properly recognised his service and he’d posted that, it would probably end up on the LinkedIn cringe bowl

That bowl is so full!!! 😂😂😂

They gave you a lot of money and will continue to do so. Congrats 😂

OP are you single/straight by any chance, you are hottie

Well this escalated quickly

Congratulations!!

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The real reward was the journey

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