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Mom come pick me up. It's getting weird here

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What has LinkedIn become???

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Facebook basically

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Jaysus

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What is he saying? If he cannot tell the difference between dolls and women, maybe he should logoff and touch grass.

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C. A waste of time.

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Errr Wat? Why?? Did I wake up in the 1970s again?!

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Is he trying to sell that AI-looking thing? Otherwise, what??

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Isn't that his business?

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OK, I thought it was because he has a doll in his profile title. I can’t really read what the title is, but it definitely has the word doll.

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Quick question - I have an offer from Accenture consulting. I am on dependant visa here in US. What happens in case my extension gets denied? Is Accenture flexible to support my relocation to my home country . Accenture does have a presence there.

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Can anyone please share the exact address of the AMEX Bangalore office location?!

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Hi Fishes,
My Friend has 2 offers

J.P Morgan - 27 fixed + Variable based on performance

Xperi -29 fixed + 2.9 variable + 11k USD stocks (divided in 3 years)

Tech Stack -Python Backend, Microservices
YOE-4.5

Can anyone let me know , if J.P Morgan will revise the offer?
JPMorgan Chase

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U.S. Open Champ??

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Bowl Leader

How’s it going? Any good pitches or wins last couple weeks? We are a prod co and feel a lot busier! Prepping a big shoot and bidding jumped up a lot.

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How long were you an SAE before promoting to AS?

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works at Byjus

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Hi

I've been working for the past 2 years and 6 months. And last 8 months as a business development manager.

Looking for change and a better opportunity please refer

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36mm Rolex explorer on a 7.5 inch wrist? Thoughts?

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I’m sure this bowl can help me.
Does anyone remember flat, round water bottles from the early 1990s? Like for school kids? They had some kind of ice pack that you would freeze and it kept your water cool. And then you would squeeze it to drink?
I think they came in neon colors?
All the cool kids had one. Not me though 😏.

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Are there any 100k+ a year jobs that digital marketers can easily move to? Looking to move to provide for new family. Remote would be ideal.

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Hi I got an offer from @hcl technology while filling the joining form I made a mistake in the experience period ( instead of year 2020 i gave 2019). Will this affect my BGV if so how to resolve this mistake
HCL Technologies

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Hi,

I got an offer from Simieo solutions. What will be my in hand salary after deductions?

Also how about work life balance with Simieo.
Pls share your experience. @

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Thought I'd share another leadership opportunity, this time for industry leaders in the Tech & Digital sector. Would love to connect with anyone who is a senior leader (MD / SVP) with deep experience in this sector alongside leadership experience in a TA / Growth or Client Relationship environment. Amazing opportunity to further establish and grow our presence with global leaders in Tech.

https://www.weareams.com/careers/job-search/job/?id=15575

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Rising Star

Career path at KPMG for client facing consultants?

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Oh boy, they just paged “Mary and Joseph” in LGA C....

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No uproar over cab here? Thoughts?

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Does anyone know how to roll options in Fidelity’s app? Recently moved from TDA to fidelity

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I left KPMG about a month ago to be a senior leader in a smaller tech company's finance function. It isn't bad, get pretty great flexibility... but I don't think I like it overall. How long do I have to stay until I can boomerang to consulting without it looking bad? Given the crazy hiring right now, can I do it sooner rather than later?

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When is the salary and salary slips released ?

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Has anyone hired an assistant ( virtual or otherwise) to help them with managing their life? Any tips/tricks/stories? I’m done with myself…..

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Enthusiast

This is our bowl leader

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Borrowed from the consulting bowl, but I thought ya’ll might like some locally-sourced cringe

https://joinfishbowl.com/post_4pspd7fuzd

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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