After joining a new company,

Me: I hope I get good colleagues

The colleagues:

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I see nothing wrong with this, they will go on a war for you😂

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Noice colleagues sab bam phodne wale log h marne maarne wale

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When you don’t mention the Me and the Me turns out to be:

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And this is me then:

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