All timer, not even parody

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6) Don't put your snake in another person's spouse.

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This is wild if not a parody.

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7) Don’t let snakes on a plane.

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His ex-wife put up a tweet disputing his claim. She said she was the one who seduced his CEO, not the other way around because this dude wouldn't stop talking about his CEO, everywhere.

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What was her husband talking about, the size of the CEOs snake? 🐍

The memeworld is already running wild with this

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This is a believable story and I agree with all his points. Where is the cringe? Small companies that are toxic are not a fairy tale.

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"Three important things being a sub to my dominatrix taught me about SAAS sales!"

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remarkable pull

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Parody aside - would someone actually believe that their wife was “easily” seduced by their work nemesis? That says a lot about him and his immature thought process, which could be the one of the bigger reasons why he is now divorced. Sad.

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Was it Jeffrey Bezos? 😆🤮

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Wife’s response was epic. This guy needs to delete his account and walk away

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Oh wow! That was 10x worse!

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He is top voice, I tried to look up for this post, couldn’t find on LinkedIn.

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“have fun with this brief” they say before telling you the client is pretty conservative and needs to have safer options.

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What is the salary (fixed + joining + variable + stocks) for supply chain program manager at Microsoft India? CSCP division. I saw opening in linkedin. @Microsoft

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I have an informational interview with a director of a consulting firm. I’m currently in banking. It’s just been 6 months at this job for me. It’s too slow for me. How do I tell this director why I want to work with him and justify why I want to leave my current firm just after 6 months? I’m an analyst and the role I’m targeting is also analyst level role

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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This is how I feel!!!

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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