Anybody reading this guy's posts?

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This gives me the confidence to change my LinkedIn headline to: The Ambassador of Kickyourassador

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Can I be your assistant? I want to be Ass. ambassador of kickyourassador

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I just looked him up. Is this a real person or a bot? I can’t even tell

He seems to be a real person, but I've had my doubts too. I think he's trying to get a book deal or TED Talk.

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What would be my inhand for this below structure and which tax slab should i choose?i have around 90k investment for 80c.
For Additional 1.75 lakh one time bouns, is it going to be considered for calculating tax?

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Hi everyone, I am locking for a job change . I have 8+ years of experience in hr generalist for 6 years and 2 years in knowledge management. My current package is 8.2 lakhs and expected is 12 - 15 lakhs, request you to please help me in fi ding a job in your organization

Switching from commission to salary!

I’m considering a less sales-oriented role that doesn’t pay commission. The new role will have a higher base but lower overall earning potential.

What % haircut should be expected? As an example, if I make 100k (base + commission) today, would it be realistic to ask for 90k (10% cut) + equity to make up the difference?

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Might be guilty of this time to time

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Hi Fishes. What is the nearby pg of EY UBcity office?

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Most HRs these days ask for previous salary slips/ bonus/hike letters without even quoting their offer. Should we proceed with what they want? Is it ethical? Any pros/cons
Any views?
I am thinking beyond just verifying if the candidate is not lying on the current salary but what if they don't even have the budget to what the candidate has asked as expectation.

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What does/did your Administration do during COVID for Self-Care for Teachers & Staff? I’ll go first! 😊 *bought us lunch like six times (like Chick-fil-A lunch). *wellness November (prizes). *self-care-Bingo (again prizes) *our principal came over the PA and told us to go home! It was beautiful weather outside *unless there is an ER, no calls/texts to colleagues after 6 pm and on weekends. What is happening/happened at your schools??

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Hi all, received offer from tcs. What will be the take home salary on monthly basis. Need help in understanding. Thanks in advance. Also how many days it takes to receive the offer letter after the salary discussion?

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Does anyone know anybody coming from the Merit America IT Support program that have been successful in their roles? This is a career change for me and I'm worried that employers won't be patient while I learn or that IT teams will be overloaded and I won't have a proper mentor.

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El Chavo del Ocho is better than Seinfeld. But you are not ready for this conversation.

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Should I not make money tomorrow to celebrate something some people did that will never impact my life?

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Sap S/4 Hana , DLM in sap is having scope?

Please pour ur suggestions

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How do you say “buy this product” in a headline without saying “buy this product”?

Sincerely,
A Junior Copywriter with a shitty brief and an even shittier turnover time 😭😭🥹

“The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads” ~ Facebook data founder.

Is it wrong that we idolize FAANG? Should the govt intervene in business and privacy?

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So am I supposed to work tomorrow or nah?

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Fishes need your help on decision making, of course it's a regular post,, got offer from accenture for team lead level 9 with fixed ctc of 17.45 LPA + 1.75 joining bonus + 27% variable pay. Is it ok to join to that level and CTC ??

YOE: 6.8
SKILL: SSIS
CTC: 13 LPA Fixed + 10% variable pay

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Can we use salesforce mobile for personal purpose like clicking photos and transfer it to another mobile

In today’s market, for NYC, what salary ranges are paid for Underwriters at AVP and/or VP level? 10 years reinsurance experience with 4 years in actual underwriting. Multiple designations.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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My 4 year old asked me today what a boss is. What’s the best LinkedIn Cringe response?

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Every 4th person in my feed on LinkedIn is now an astro expert and posting facts from Wikipedia on James Webb image of stars and galaxies.

One even baked pancakes for his kids to celebrate it.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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