Was on a call hungover and high today negotiating a $1.5M contract 😬

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First time?

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Welcome to the dark side. I’m sure we’ll see each other again

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That’s SOP in consulting.

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I’ve found my people

Contracts signed by intoxicated people are voidable

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Same as “marriages that happen in vegas are not really marriages?” 😜

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Weird brag

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Absolutely! No judgement at all! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Must be a low life

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You scum

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The other party probably was too, you’re not special

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Thanks, mom

Did you win?

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You know it

Not the first and won’t be the last

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