I made a joke about my ex getting hit by a car
2 weeks later it actually happened
To be honest, I don't really care

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Hey if I send you a list of people can you start making jokes about them?

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Hey! Don’t be evil

Now go make a joke about you being a millionaire

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Please joke that I’ll be making millions/year in 12 months time. Thanks.

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And your point is…..

San Francisco 👽

Universe is listening....

Did you make that joke as you hate her so much?

Were you the one who hit her?

Quick, make a joke about my ex getting hit by a car

Maybe next time the joke should be about the ex trying to beg for a second chance instead

You should tell her

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