Anyone get absolutely nothing done this week? :D

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Make sure to bill those 0.1s!

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It’s the short week. Getting anything done is like herding cats.

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Try this month😀

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Try this year :D

Of course not. I’m severely depressed from being unemployed for 4 months straight.

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