You ever write a motion that’s soooooo 💩 that it’s embarrassing and you just wait for the partner to email you at 3AM saying “pls call me” because it’s too far gone for “pls fix.” 😩😩😩

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No no no you preempt that nightmare by calling first to say you suspect there may be more work to do

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So honest and have been there so many times. Thank you for the laugh today 😂🤣

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