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“I need to return some video tapes.”
Pap smear - no other questions asked
Also, dentist visits often have follow ups 👌🏼
"I have an appointment"
Dentist. Something always comes up at the dentist making it take longer. For example, patient in front of you takes longer so your appointment is delayed.
Doc appointment but make it sound serious and be really vague so when you get back everyone feels bad for you and asks if you’re ok.
Diarrhea. Works every time.
"My grandma died, again."
Financial advisor appointment with your partner. This was the ONLY time they could make work.
I have to go to an inter... vention. Not mine. I swear. If it was mine, I wouldn’t know it was an interview. I mean intervention. Shit. Hey, it that Broadway legend Tommy Tunes eating a gyro over there?” (Puff of smoke)
DMV visit to renew DL
Lady stuff
Getting furniture delivered
Colonoscopy
Dentist
Just escape... and when you get back, if someone asks then give your excuse
Dentist is solid option. Nobody is going to question a deep cleaning, root canal, crown fitting. That's like eight hours out of the office minimum. And you grind your teeth from stress - night guard fitting.
Disagree SP1, only Colt 45 has that kind of success ratio.
Doctor
Dog.