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Go to AT&T, buy the brand new iPhone 7 Plus with all the memory, give them your SSN and your credit card number, pay the $40 activation fee, then skip town. Option #1: Head to a country that has some soft restrictions for extraditing criminals of the USA, like Ecuador or the Democratic Republic of Congo, and hide out for the next 30 years in your mud hut exploring all the cool features on that sweet gadget you lifted while laughing at all those bozo debt collection agencies that are trying to hunt you down.
Option #2: Get on eBay or Alibaba and find that one Chinese worker that didn't place all the iPhones in the box that was headed to your local MetroPCS distributor. She put that hardware on effin eBay and now wants to sell you the US version for the low low price of $450 USD. First time on eBay, what's the risk for her? You snatch that mobile like its your 2.3% variable pay after a year of mediocre ratings maintaining status quo, wait 4 weeks for that smart brick to arrive at your front steps, then file a complaint with eBay and PayPal that an empty box showed up at your door and you are going to dispute the charge. Boom - free phone.
EY1 genius. Thanks for the solid laugh. @BT1 chill out, it's not trolling it's called a sense of humor. Didn't see you give OP any useful ideas??
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EY1, evil genius or cunning comedian, either way, it's you FTW
@EY1 can I borrow some of that sweet sweet time in your hands that you seem to be using to make snarky remarks on a post that did not demand any level of trolling.
@BTA1 you can have some of that time when you earn it by advancing to the next level. Right now, type faster or finish that work paper because every character you write could be done by some resource 10x more eager than you at 1/100th of the cost.
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I have one 7plus unlocked with 4 months warranty left.. interested?
The guy on the corner who stole it from some middle schooler
Got my iPhone 7 w/32gb for free #20Monthupgrade
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