"Our gate is still occupied so we'll be sitting here on the tarmac for about 20 minutes" apparently sounds, to a lot of people, like "please start watching video on your phones with the sound on"

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I had this happen today and one dude proceeded to ridicule the pilot. I asked him politely to please STFU, unless he was experienced in landing 737s safely in high wind. Note: we were still 20 minutes early

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