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1- Get 7 offers of 25+lpa, and accept all.
2-Get laptops and try to work for 1 month for all companies (mostly training sessions and walkthroughs)
3- get 1.2 lacs×7=8.4 lacs salary in 1st month
4- send rejection mail to 6 other companies stating that due to some medical emergency you won't be able to work at least for 6-7 months, so resigning with inmediate effect rethink about resuming may be next year
5-6 companies will terminate you and get their sssets ie laptops back
6 - continue working in favourite company
7- invest those 8 lacs in good stocks in share market, you may get additional 40% profit as per current market.
8-chilla chilla k sabko ye scheme mat btana... paisa hi paisa hoga babu bhaiya😅

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9- terminated by all the seven companies
and
become full time social media writer 😅

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Kya baat kya baat…..way to go PS 2 bhai 👏🏻👏🏻

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Olx vaale ye post dekh lein to apne brand ka recall dekh ke pagal ho jaayenge khushi se🤣🤣

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Bhai rotational shift kro dono ke sath one by one 🤣

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I had 12 offers..you need to manage it well...tell the other companies quite early that you are not going to join..at last you are not going to play the negotiations with more than 2-3 companies..

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Also try to get first month salary from both the companies 😅🤪 paisa hi paisa hoga 💰💸💴

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Waow you got 2! Here, I'm using my new personal laptop for work :( Meri company ko dena 1 :p On a serious note, u can return bk 1 which u don't want to join, simple.

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Contact HR

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Yeah, thanks

Tell the company that you don't intend to join to initiate reverse courier.

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Thanks

It happened to me also. Company sent me their laptop and then in last week of my notice I got offer of 4 lac more.

I said I will not joined they asked me to courior the laptop to the Managers address.

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Talk to HR

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2 hi se aaye hain, tag to 6 ko kiye ho 😂 Maybe on the way honge. 😜

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Jinse aaya hai unko to tag hi nhi kiya hai😄

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Don't join Accenture, that's what I can say

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Thanks, but Accenture race me nhi hai.

Vo to bande jama krne ke liye tag kr dia🤣

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😂mst

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Ye TCS itni proactive kabse ho gayi?

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TCS to game se hi bahar hai bhai, vo to bs bheed jama krne ke liye tag kia tha😄

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I just got mine also.
Was not even informed and when Delivery guy called me - sir u have parcel then
I was like - " thought khi kisi ne April fool toh ni bna diya or someone else reached on my address. " 😂😂
P. S- my recruiter told even today as she will process it and will take 2 days bt when I said I got it then she said that someone might be some from there dept. Already sent it yesterday
from my nearest location that's why you got it..
#SurprisedWithTheirService , Hope they also be such quick in appraisal also 😂

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Mere sath bhi yahi chal raha hai!! 2 companies address maang rhi thi adhar card k naam pe, dono ko bola hai ki mummy ne aadhar card andr rkha h kuch dino me dhundh k bhejta hu.
Baat ye hai ki join to dono me se koi ni karne wala but jo join krna h unka official offer aane tak reject bhi nhi kar sakta 😂

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Tell other company that you have already joined new company, so ask them to pickup

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Yeah, initiated the conversation with the HR

Try getting another laptop

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Hahaha bhai haad ho gayi Matlab designation dekh ke bas approval hi yaad aaya 😝

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You can ask the company u wont be joining to initiate a return pick as u wont be joining looping the HR(if the discussion is done n u conveyed that u wont be joining). It will be picked up
Same happened with me, it arrived even after i rejected the offer ,since it was already on the way.

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Wapas karo bhai aur kya, isme question kya puch rahe ho. Dono rakhna chahte ho kya 🤣

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It’s not such a big company.. naye naye me bs Accha lgta h .. big brand and all

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