“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

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Hello. Does anyone know what is the pay for a junior and senior Data Engineer - Web Scraper in @Certik ?

Do Nokia office in noida provide cab and food facilities. @NOKIA

i have cgi bangalore 9 LPA and alsyp enquero inc bangalore 9 lpa. which to choose?

As an auditor, do we need to worry about whether signatures are legit? Like if clients mark their initials in pdfs using simple text box, can I accept that or am I supposed to get an email approval

Is coinbase remote or in office?

Any one knows about Navistar Project?

Do you think commuting a federal felony would count as a "high crime or misdemeanor”? Why or why not?

Hi guys! I recently cleared the AWS CCP and look forward to preparing for SAA. Can someone please guide? Too many resources available but with the CA02 I would need some recommendations for courses, timelines, practice tests, etc . No prior experience with cloud. TIA

Producer at a VFX company here - coming to SF for screener presentations next week. Any recos on who I should reach out to? Anyone up for a drink? Any connections would be so very appreciated. TIA!!

Currently an HR Generalist looking for a second remote job. Does anyone know of any opportunities? I’m currently freelancing as well.

Hello everyone. I have applied for a junior Java developer position, and tomorrow is my interview. Can anyone let me know what topics are asked in the interview? This will help me prepare for and crack the interview. Also, if anyone can let me know what OFSS does, is it part of Oracle or a different company?

I handle the marketing for a tour company where customers frequently book a year or even 2 in advance. When should I be sending out reminder emails? A month before? A few days?

2 part question:

- Does anyone know who Accenture uses for their 3rd party background checks?
- If i allow them to contact my current employer, do they still ask for W2’s and Paystubs?

Anyone transition from tech implementations to tech sales? How? And how did your comp change?

Is anyone have done with Capgemini interview for tableau developer???
Have any1 faced elevator issue???

Can anyone give review about Honeywell for senior in leadership category.

how is worklife balance in gep, navi mumbai?

Putting together a wedding weekend itinerary and have been dealing with a frustrating level of questions from some random in-laws who are known for stirring the pot. Would it be rude to say “please contact x with any questions. Kindly do not direct questions to the bride unless there is an emergency”? What is a better way to say this?

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

::hears milk frothing in the office::
::looks up::
::sees someone has set up an espresso machine at their desk::

Open offices have gone too far...

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

I don’t care about users. We are in appease the client mode.

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“If you go to the website shutterstock and type in [product], there will be a lot of pictures you can use instead of these.” - Client during a creative review.

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“Looks like it’s time to elbow some dicks, huh?"

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."