“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

How does roles at Big 5 banks work? Just saw a director who was 4 years out of a undergrad.

Any good ICOs cmg up?

Man... I can be really unproductive when working from home. Any perspective on how to be more efficient when working remotely?

About to join McKinsey as a post-MBA associate. Any seasoned consultants willing to provide advice for how to ensure a successful start?

I have been selected at citi but HR is unable to release offer letter. This is because I have worked for citi as contractor or consultant in past but I don't remember my SP ID or GP ID which Citi provides to its temporary employees. HR is checking my SP ID or GP ID which was allocated to me in the past but I don't recall it is. HR is checking this with US team and this process is taking time. If they cannot extract it due to some reason, will they release my offer letter? Please clarify this.

Is it normal or ideal to continue working on a deal in your last week at the firm?

I just accepted an offer this Tuesday. Wanted some insight on how soon Deloitte starts the immigration process after signing the offer. Have not heard anything till now. Joining is last week of March.

Any good india health insurance policy for parents. My ICICI Lombard guy is quoting 96k for 2 years for both parents . 2k per month. I have had it from last 10 yrs so never changed it. Now cost has gone up so thinking of other company ?

How is job security at S&P Global Market Intelligence Ahmedabad location for financial modeling ?

What if airbnb gives you a similar suite than the one in the picture but it is still not the same suite? And you tell airbnb but the host says its not accurate and says you are a disrespectful host?

Biggest email pet peeve? Mine is people who end with "Let's discuss."

Graduated college 6 months ago and just been working since. I’ve been living in my city for almost 20 years now and want a different change of scenery. Any advice from people who moved west coast to East coast. I’ve been interested working in Chicago or New York

How early in advance do you start preparing for a deposition that you are conducting? One month? One week? The night before?

Has anyone ran a migration / conversion from SAP Simple Finance 1503 to S4 1809? Technical conversion only. Can you share approximate timeline and any learnings?

I am relocating to pune near baner or kapil malhar. If you could help me to get the accommodation as pg Or rented 1 bhk flat. Pls comment or dm me. If you know any place or have the contacts pls share with me @

Recently got back from a trip to SE Asia. My main takeaway: I noticed so many people - with so little - still so happy. What do they know that we don't?

Does anyone else feel like they’re playing Wackamole all day long?

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

::hears milk frothing in the office::
::looks up::
::sees someone has set up an espresso machine at their desk::

Open offices have gone too far...

What's more important for business longevity?
Value your customer's needs or your employees sanity/ mental wellness?

The company I work for clearly value the customer more and I feel that it's not aligned to my personal values :(
It makes me wonder if I'm the "crazy" one to believe the company should value their people first?

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“If you go to the website shutterstock and type in [product], there will be a lot of pictures you can use instead of these.” - Client during a creative review.

“Looks like it’s time to elbow some dicks, huh?"

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

Been talking with a couple of co workers about our boss. He had hip replacement about a year ago and since then he's been more and more erratic in behavior. Since the team is remote we're not sure what is going on, but should we mention this observation to HR?

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background