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Seems like the type of person that would do this, then go back to the office and microwave some fish for lunch to blend with that BO

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People who microwave fish in an office should be rounded up and sent to an island

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It’s hot at noon in July in Florida? Why didn’t anyone tell her??

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I just learned today that there is a term “low income white girl eyes.” Difficult to describe but you know it when you see one.

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😂 It's the black eyeliner on the bottom lid

🤮

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Wtf is going on in the world. Has everyone gone mad?

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Literally YES

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Generate a close up view of a woman wearing make up and a multi colored top with her tongues out thirsting for water. She is experiencing heat and exhaustion after a walk at lunch in the office garden. Droplets of sweat can be seen on her face. Do not make her look like a dog. No vanity there.

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Gross

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Shawty what that tongue do 👅👅👅👅

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Why

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Sonewhere, out there, an adult child has gone no contact with their mother. And she has "no idea why"...

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Thanks a lot OP. Now I will see her face in my nightmares. A white sweaty Karen panting and sweating profusely, begging and demanding water from me. 😟

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Ultimate simp move 😂😂

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Business grants for a clothing brand that’s just getting started that don’t require proof of revenue?

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What should be the good salary for 14 years of experience for Senior Consultant 3 in EY GDS?

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Great India clearly supported Russia by abstaining on UNSC bill that condemns Russia.
Now India should not expect any support from the UN or the Quad if it is cornered by China eventually.
Also it my make the west ponder over any more FDI in India and they might also cut the existing trade ties and MOUs inevitably affecting the jobs.
Well done Government 👏
PS: Russia didn't supported India when China invaved in Galwan

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Travel days are back. Can't believe we are back to mon - thur travel. Btw, what's the meal allowance for SD in TSE?

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I don’t think people understand what the difference between conservative and liberal judicial philosophies are. Liberal judges see the Constitution as guidelines for the court to interpret and then cement things into law that they deem reflect the current mood of the day, essentially serving as a tool for policymaking outside of the legislative branch. Conservative judges see their role as interpreting what is explicitly in the Constitution and that there are explicit constraints in it (cont’d)

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Got 6 lakh jump in HCL with technical specialist role ? wanted to know how HCL is doing with regards to SAP projects? I heard it has more Support Projects, is it true? I see variable pay is 4.4 lacs how this works? I heard they use some application to monitor resources hours in front of laptop? is this seriously monitored? Once resources completes all his deliverables being 9 hours infront of laptop is still mandatory?

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Hello Everyone,

I have received offer letter from Optum Global Solutions India recently and I am seriously considering joining it(I also have offers from Deloitte USI and Verizon).
My breakup annexure mentions 4 components apart from RRP and PF. Basic, HRA, Flexi, Special Allowance. Either the Special Allowance or the Flexi is not included in the CTC mentioned in offer letter. So I want to understand how the Flexi and Special Allowance are paid monthly. Can someone please help?

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Any recs for CIPM study books?

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Clover Infotech How is clover Infotech for working? Any good benefits in this company.
Please reply with honest answers. Clover Infotech Tata Consultancy Infosys Capgemini ITC Infotech Accenture

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How’s it going?

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I'm at a career juncture and have decided on a career in anti-money laundering as my new path. I'm also highly interested in additional education to further my career and am eyeing graduate school. Which is best? A law degree or a master's in international relations? Those are where my interests lie. I keep reading that JDs are valued in compliance but am wondering if a different graduate program is better for my goals. I already plan to obtain the CAMS certification. Thank you!

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Anyone who can help me in getting referral in Pwc! I can share the details if you can refer. Thank you.

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Hey Fishes,

Need likes & emojis
Can I get some
N here's some humour
What's the logic behind likes & reactions after 12 emojis and then we getto send a DM?
Boss: just do what is informed to be done, Don try to be over smart
Employee : I think this is the smartest way to jus DM Directly instead of getting likes & other reactions. Do you think that's really imp.?
Boss : in his mind this guy is too much chaalo...
Let me shift him to other team or.let me see if.i.can kick him out..
Lol!!

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I’m a Junior accountant, recent MBA grad in Finance, located in NYC, just got laid off due to a merger. Anybody hiring or know any opening positions?

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40 weeks pregnant and terrified to be induced. Any tips on how to manage the stress and pain? I’m getting an epidural but still very nervous.

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What are your opinions on prenatal genetic testing? Would you recommend doing it? I’m very hesitant about taking it

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Have you had thoughts of quitting the job during pregnancy? My tolerance of low efficiency and meaningless grind is getting so low that it’s a constant thought in my mind. Does this get better later in the pregnancy?

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Is the notice period for AVPs 3 months in hsbc?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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My 4 year old asked me today what a boss is. What’s the best LinkedIn Cringe response?

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This is how I feel!!!

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Every 4th person in my feed on LinkedIn is now an astro expert and posting facts from Wikipedia on James Webb image of stars and galaxies.

One even baked pancakes for his kids to celebrate it.

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