Can everybody just shut up and do their job

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Idk this one just seems chill

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This is insanely cringeworthy

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Yeah, stop having interests and a personality! That sense of humor doesn't bring shareholder value!

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You get it!!!

Annoying but harmless.

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As with all the other posts on here…

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She needs to up her game!

We need “What ‘Walk’ by Pantera taught me about negotiations in B2B sales” or the merits of psyching yourself up to do cold calls by playing Iron Maiden at full blast.

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🤘Number of The Beast for cold calling.

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This nonsense all began a loonngg time ago when we were all told we "need a personal brand". This particular post is kinda harmless and cringe-lite at best, but if we could go back in time and put the "personal brand" b.s. toothpaste back in the tube, I think the world would be a much less cringe place overall.

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It’s cringe-lite only because 90% of the content in LinkedIn is cringe, essentially diluting the cringe factor of this post.

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LinkedIn has become a narcissistic self-absorbed social site.

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She’s cute, but she misspelled bleghssed.

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I lost her at Sanguisugabogg ..ie. Poseur 🤣

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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This is how I feel!!!

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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