Can someone hire me pls? I’m a delight to work with

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OP, when you get hired, can you hire me?

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Yes of course

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I have officially hired all of you, do not be late to the 10am team call🍺🍺

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Two months, so that if I have to let anyone go you still get a payout

You're a *deloitte* to work with

Fixed it for you

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Thanks my G1

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Where are we going?

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Yay! And this is what happens my friend, we’ve been brain washed and deserve better 😩

Can I get hired next?

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Yess

Wherever you’re going, I’m coming with

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Can you also hire me after you hire them?

Yes, you are my official notes taker starting tomorrow.

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Do you need a consultant to manage expectations of so many new hires?

Yes, you are hired. Make sure new hires do not email or ping me. If they speak on client calls they work weekends.

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