When we come back from covid, can we all just agree to give up handshakes? I find handshakes so unpleasant and now we can all appreciate how gross and germ-spreading they are!

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How on earth will we find our IP addresses then

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I, for one, can't wait for everyone to start bowing. Finally my childhood will come in handy.

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I would be 100% down for this

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How else am I to know if I’m interacting with a beta-male cuck if not from their weak handshake?

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You’ll know they’re one of those types if they’re wearing a red hat or any Trump swag.

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First get the Europeans to stop kissing each other upon greeting/departure.

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Of all the potential outcomes of this proposed “new normal”, the abolition of human contact seems the most regrettable 👎

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I feel like if you simply nod 90% of ppl will get the point and not be offended

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I stopped shaking hands years ago. People are filthy.

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This is amazing. Thank you for giving me hope for a handshake free future

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👍

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👍🏼👍🏼

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It’s an old cliche but you can tell a lot about someone from a handshake (or lack of one)

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“...and then I tried to fist bump their CFO. So anyways, now I’m on transition..”

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Namaste 🙏

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